had a dream where i was online and i ran into a word i didnt know (idr what the word was lol, it may not actually exist), so i googled the phrase it was in, something like “i am in [word] amount of pain” (instead of just the word for some reason), and when i did, it didn’t give me any results but the search just said “we have contacted your mom at (number)” (which was supposed to be her number i guess also i am no contact with my mother so this was, Alarming in the dream). so of COURSE i go to google settings to check the ‘mother’s phone number’ section, which of course exists, but it was blank so i was like WHEW they didn’t actually contact my mom. then my alarm went off
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Dreamt that my car would sometimes glitch out after being locked, and there would be weird issues like the doors being rotated 180 degrees away from the car mid-air, or the wheels being copy-pasted to the side a bit. I had to use my key as a mouse to fix these issues before turning it back on, otherwise I risked them actually following the laws of physics and falling from mid-air or wrecking the car.
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Dreamt that I was doing some wild activity in class which involved watching a friend of ours stream a game. That dream cut out when they entered a bar and started hitting on the bartender by having their character take off her top, which seems reasonable.
Second dream involved a new game that had to be like a gacha or something, but it also entailed buying real life packs of cards to give you things for the game. I just remember what was effectively a press conference to promote it and they had several people opening packs on stage and one kid opened his too soon and then became a sort of brand ambassador or something?
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had a dream about a carrd website (specifically carrd, for reasons that will become apparent i feel) about how it was unethical to write/draw/etc the mlpfim ponies interacting with spongebob because they couldn’t breathe underwater and it would kill them / spongebob can’t breathe air and it would kill him. the ‘about’ page had a pic of the two who ran the carrd and there was a little note under it for how many people had cosplayed them??? and one of them had a blurb on the about that was something like “smalltown american exceptionalist” or some weird shit like that??? i wish i remembered the exact wording bc i was GOBSMACKED by it in the dream. i was also convinced it was Bait / Trolling in the dream but god who fucking knows
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the other night there was a dream where we got up from having sex with someone and then just immediately went and became a mech pilot. wow
cw child death and deadly diseases
last night i had a dream i had to bike to our college, and there was a big shortcut that involved us cutting through this high school (which is insane for the staff to let happen but probably the least of the worries as we will see). we’d done so a few times and one day we went up showing it to our mom because she was taking us ti a nearby hrt appointment. we end up getting really weird christian fundamentalist vibes from it and leave, as we walk away we look in through a window and see a room filled with around 12 to 20 body bags. i think they had been letting students die of a deadly disease either out of apathy or as some sort of sacrifice. we got the fuck outta there and i never took it as a shortcut again
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Dreamed that there was this entire section of the house that was a public space, with some front desk-like area with a holographic TV, some kind of storage area, and then some play rooms with more TVs. The latter was also used as some classroom setting, where the educator wanted me to stop jumping up and down on my very cushiony chair.
I also recall having to deal with a ton of personal possessions spread across different locations through some website. There was also some pistol lying around the house, and I was very confused as to why it was there.
I also recall this Mac OS Classic port of Megaman X, that had a really long startup menu with tons of options, and after a certain point it would begin a countdown that took you right to the start of the game. I recall it having some errors playing the intro sequence, but I was able to get through then to gameplay anyway. My first run through the first level, I was some kind of green Kirby thing, struggling with the controls and not making it far. Then I was Sonic and Tails, about to fall to my death, but then finding this wind trail that took me to some boss room that doesn’t actually exist in this game. Here, I got killed by the boss, but just respawned as another character in a way like Smash Bros Brawl’s Subspace Emissary.
I also recall a part where I was complaining about Megaman X on cohost, likely as a result of this weird Mac port, and a mutual left a comment agreeing with my take.
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dreamt we met Sylvia Bullet of Friends at the Table fame while in the middle of a stress dream about being at walmart
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We dreamed about finding a squirrel in our closet, then about some weird artists/influencers who were painting walls in all sorts of colors while the walls were spinning around, then about being trapped on an elevator with a bunch of people, then that elevator leading us to some sort of group picnic where Justin Trudeau was there for some reason, and even more baffling was the fact that I could press up or down on the keyboard arrow keys (which were of course embedded in my hip) to change the amount of beer in the glass he was having. Then Bombette PaperMario showed up and killed him in her usual style.
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ok the hip keyboard is kind of awesome
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tw bugs
I had a dream that I got to a walled in (the walls were invisible but also opaque) forest area with several other completely random people and there was this house with a constantly shifting array of doors and windows, although the shape of the building stayed the same. so me and these people went up and looked inside and it was the produce section of a grocery store except it kept moving what was where. anyways we entered the spooky house/grocery store and just started picking up and eating fruits and vegetables. then we noticed a centipede crawling under one of the boxes and then we blinked and suddenly spiders had spun an entire web on our arm and were biting us and we started reaching to kill them and then we woke up
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i forgot my first dream, i just remember it existed lol but the second was like, a search for Excalibur type quest, but for some reason, we were in New York. The “we” included Mint, Flynn, El and a fourth person I cannot tell you who it was. We stayed in like someone’s friend’s place and had to water their plants in an extremely specific way. At some point, going to breakfast, we got separated and i had breakfast somewhere with my friends from Chicago, who were there also, i guess?
Then I got separated from them and found myself in a weird, jungle-y place and it was like I was playing Elden Ring. I barely made it out and met up with my friends, who had two enormous Toblerones, which they gave to me. As we walked back in, a kid asked if he could have one and I said “no, fuck off.” or something like that. The kid was DEEPLY offended and when I got back to my friends I was like “I can’t believe he asked for one of my Toblerones!” to which all my friends said “fuck that kid.”
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: tbh fuck that kid
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The kid was really that one meme of “Gee, Robin how come you get to have two Toblerones?” followed by “Fuck off”
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Had a dream last night that i came home and we were taking care of some massive, unneutered cat who kept harassing Patches and our other cats that secretly live inside the house in my dreams (they have appeared before). I was very against this giant jerk and kept pulling him off patches. Eventually find a letter that he should be with my dad, who no longer lives here!
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Not sure if you meant to type “car” instead of “cat”, but now I’m just imagining one of the cars from Stunt Race FX having beef with some cats.
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The number of times i miss this mistake
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I had a dream last night that there was a Wriggle Nightbug (of touhou) tv show made for fucking like Paramount Plus. it was fucking live action and Wriggle was played by some tall scrawny white guy in a bad cosplay and it was about Wriggle going to like a regular high school, absolutely nothing to do with the rest of Touhou or Gensokyo. this wasn’t trying to be a parody or anything it was entirely a genuine attempt at making a Wriggle Nightbug tv show. thank you brain
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A: had a dream we were at a bar that was like an old-timey gay bar and one of the things you could order was “A Week” which was apparently how they got their estrogen in the old days. It tasted exactly like if you dissolved a week’s worth of estradiol tablets in boiling water and let it steep.
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Dream involved me being in school, and the class being shown this Chinese-language commercial supposedly from North Dakota, for a product called “Coffee Laxer”, some kind of laundry detergent one would pour into a swimming pool.
The commercial had this whole storyline involving some big shark lady, who was apparently the Queen, and numerous other characters, like a human version of Amy Rose, Eiko Carol with blue hair and no horn, and numerous others I felt like I was trying to remember, but can’t quite do so by now.
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i had a dream that i needed to pee but there was an endless line that i kept waiting for. a bunch of Zelda characters were there. then Ganondorf turned around and was like “hey dumbass, you’re asleep, there is no line and the bathroom is right next to your bedroom”
and then i woke up. think Ganon helped prevent a disaster LMFAO. have to drink a bunch of water every night for fasting and it’s been suffering like this for the past few weeks
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