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s t e v e

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good job everyone

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I think it’s because the joke formula is so obnoxious that I love “guess who’s got two thumbs and” setups. Like “guess who’s got two thumbs and a circular saw! Not me anymore!”

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TomSka did a silly pickup lines themed sketch, and I still remember his variant on this one. He delivers a goofy and crass “guess who’s got two thumbs” and goes to gesture at himself, but his thumbs have been inexplicably amputated. The girl starts screaming at the blood as he goes, “WHERE are my thumbs??”

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Its a similar vibe to “make it like a tree and fuck off”

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I think my Cradle reread has reached its pinnacle: I want to do a writeup on not just my own custom Path (The Path of Silver Strings, a Sword and Wind path that specializes in Forging strings to use as essentially monowire, but with the option to have it not cut your target), but also on an OC that’s a Sage on that path (Probably a cricket Sacred Beast and traveling musician, that uses the Forged strings as a musical instrument, talented in combat but not specializing in it)

cheesesteaks are delicious
a local restaurant near me has a really good variety of them
I had a pastrami cheesesteak and it was excellent

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I would like it if my computer would stop hanging and freezing and crashing.

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I’ve listened through Hybrid Theory in whole numerous times throughout the past year, and I feel like it fascinates me even more each time I listen.

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GOOD POST i HATE how ppl are always like ‘omg linkin park is soooo angsty lol emo’ and shit it’s. like yes it’s Very Angsty but all things considered it’s like, Understandable? also i can’t listen to points of authority without breaking down crying so like, yeah

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Sorry, wait, pastrami cheesesteak? Ohhhhh my god, did not know I needed that to exist.

We have a local joint that I do like a fair bit, though they lay on the Philly a bit hard for somewhere that is Nowhere Near geographically. Food’s good though so I’ll put up with the cheesy decor

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Was going to make a blogroll thread and got told to “hold on there pardner, is your thread the same as these other ones” lmao.

Ultimately a good feature to prevent remaking threads, but still funny.

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Got the most beautiful repro steps in a bug report at work:

  1. Launch (program)
  2. Can’t reproduce

It was so dumb I straightup read it out loud to my team during the daily status meeting. A team member went, with a resigned voice, “Was it created by X?” and I’m like “huh, yeah, how’d you know”, to which I got “He’s been doing that for 20 years. Never learns anything, either.”

Cool.

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linkin park are goated I don’t care who knows. meteora one of my favourite albums of all time

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There’s always That One Guy in a given company, huh. In our case it’s empty commit messages and sparse changelogs.

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May I bring a Cool Bird™ in these trying times https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-throated_piping_guan

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