The Onion buys InfoWars (No this isn't a satirical article)

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Incredibly funny

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i am really fucking curious how this is gonna play out… i assume Alex Jones is just gonna bounce at some point and The Onion will be left with the brand. idk. just a bizarre turn of events.

we are currently here

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Beautiful, amazing. Honestly the best case scenario.

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I saw a proper news story about it that I can dig up and link here too. But yeah. Jones can fucking bite it

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He was confident some right wing group would buy it and let him keep going lmao

I hope the Onion also gets the media rights for the YouTube and podcast feeds so they can fill that up with stuff

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Some judge has paused the sale for some reason.

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NOOOO

“we don’t like what you did” seems like a flimsy excuse. hoping it gets shut the fuck down.

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Unfortunately I have no faith in the US judiciary to do anything remotely approaching justice.

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:mushroom:: According to the article this isnt like, an unusual thing to happen to auctions like this, so im not too too worried yet, but yeah its still a bit frustrating