Inspired by this shitpost in my discord (thanks @tati)
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REALLY good thread thank u :3
if we’re talking abt things i normally have on me irl, i’d drop:
- phone
- wallet
- keys w/ fun keychains
- earbuds + case with aiba aitsf sticker on them
if we’re talking more Fun things, i’d drop:
- iridescent vape pen (weed)
- piece of blue goldstone
- arknights headhunting x10 pass
- packer (i don’t pack yet but the image of someone bursting into a prosthetic penis is sending me sorry)
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Everyday carry answer
- phone/wallet/keys
- cheap black corded earbuds
- random receipts and maybe spare change
- a work key or dry erase marker I have forgotten in my pockets
Boat answer (fun)
- dry erase marker and sharpie (intentionally forgotten in pockets)
- scrap paper lists of sampling sites
- small roll of electrical tape for the lists
- pieces of mint chewing gum
- a scallop shucking knife
- size 8 work gloves with sharpied initials
- two sand dollars and a starfish that have somehow snuck into my boots
- frankly you can also have the boots. they’re lined with a cute fish print pattern
Also belatedly yes @silas you are entirely correct. EEAAO-ass death animation.
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• bones arranged humerusly
• 1:1 replica of mimicry library of ruina
• recipe book
• a fighting game controller
• a delicious meal
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Realistically:
- (phone/wallet/keys ofc, Portable battery too)
- Random selection from pool of care essentials;
- Moisturizing hand lotion
- Lip balm
- Cheap nail care kit
- Large metal water bottle
- Arc transit fair card
Fun:
- 1-3 debit cards, all with the same card number but different security codes and expirations (all still in-date (based on a true story))
- Cello rosin
- Small bird
- Handful of screws and nuts and small gears
- 1 antler
- Well-loved grey cat plush
- Stupidly large binoculars
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realistically
- Multiple pocket-sized notebooks
- Various mints and hard candies
- Wired earbuds
- many crumpled receipts and random pieces of paper
- whatever book we’re currently reading (rare drop)
- multiple defunct debit cards
fun
- One random plushie
- Cast iron skillet (enchanted weapon)
- One whole red onion
- physical copy of Coquette Dragoon
- Cursed model kit of ourselves (rare drop)
- Cursed holographic trading card of ourselves (rare drop)
- Cursed holographic trading card of one of our characters (rare drop)
- MelodicOS installation disk (legendary drop)
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Fluffy Hat (Unique)
A warm knit hat fashioned into a whimsical shape and customized with bits of metal.
- 80% Drop Chance.
- Dexterity +15.
- Ice Res. +20%.
- Psy Res. +10%.
Unused Decal
A slip of sticky paper, painted with a message or picture and coated with a clear resin to protect it from the elements.
- 20% Drop Chance for each variety.
- When placed, grants Passive Recovery to allies within range.
Crafting Recipe: Testosterone
-or-
Crafting Recipe: Estradiol
A Witch might know what to do with this…
- 100% drop chance
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i would drop a common crafting material like cotton at a 10% rate and youd have to stick around the area killing 200 of me for an hour to get enough materials to craft a basic tunic.
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oh I did this on twitter once! it’s good memes
in ascending order of rarity:
- handful of crumpled receipts (crafting material)
- two complementary coloured mildliners (usually blue and yellow; the other colours can drop but rarely)
- random enamel pin (scuffed)
- small bottle of this (half-used)
- Ring of Soothing (a beaten silver band that’s the always the perfect size for fidgeting - spinning on your finger, idly transferring from one finger to another etc - no matter how big your fingers are)
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| Item | Drop Chance |
|---|---|
| Bookmarks | Common (50%) |
| Quarters | Common (49.13%) |
| 5-20 bucks | Common (50%) |
| Earmuffs | Uncommon (40.53%) |
| Credit/debit cards | Uncommon (30.35%) |
| Blood Red Earmuffs | Rare (22.14%) |
| Round 1 card with 500+ credits | Rare (20.77%) |
| Round 1 membership card with 750+ credits | Ultrarare (18.34%) |
| Starcade Card | Unique (10.00%) |
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@TrashboatDaGod oh hell yeah love the format
| Item | Category | Drop Chance |
|---|---|---|
| Archive: Round 1 card with <10 credits | Lore | Common |
| The nagging feeling that you’re doing something wrong | Item | Common |
| Joggers | Equipment | Common |
| Tab groups from a single afternoon of browsing x8 | Item | Common |
| Cat pics x30 | Item | Common |
| Songs I started this week that I won’t ever work on again x4 | Item | Uncommon |
| Pouch full of weed x420 | Item | Uncommon |
| Archive: Weeknight rave flyer | Lore | Rare |
| Archive: Playlist of the month | Lore | Rare |
| Oppo PM-3 headphones | Equipment | Mythic |
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Realistically, it’d randomly be one of these:
- A bottle of scorpion pepper sauce
- A moderately charred broccoli floret
- A metal brain teaser halfway solved
- A 5 pack of Buldak Ramen (corn flavour)
- A field guide to the birds of whatever region I’m killed
- A copy of Blades in the Dark
- The bounciest rubber ball you’ve ever bounced. It fits just right your hands.
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It’d be something along the lines of
- old Transformers
- gunpla
- ancient jrpgs
- encyclopedic knowledge about horrific people on twitter
- autism
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empty can of caffeinated drink (60%)
clump of hair (10%)- console controller (10%,
2% gamecube , 8% generic) - usb-c cable (frayed) (10%)
- vyvanse (5%)
- scrunchie (4%, 10 different variant colors)
sculpted ceramic capybara (1%)
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realistically:
wallet with local transit card and a faded coin
lip balm
keys
fun:
old lucky coin (accessory slot, +2 Luck)
handheld retro console (trading game item)
randomized earrings: sword (+10% attack), skull (+5% crit chance), cat (:3c), rose (+5 magic stat)
d20
rare: cross stitch kit
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