Wrong Answers Only

:wolf:: Game’s self explanatory. Ask a question, the next reply needs to answer it incorrectly. The sillier/wittier/more incorrect the answer the better. When you answer a question incorrectly, ask a new question for the next person to answer.

First question: Why does soda make you burp?

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The acidity of soda makes you digest things faster, thus leading to faster production of gaseous byproducts. If you’re not having it with food, the acid will push your stomach to begin digesting itself (only a little bit, not actually enough to be dangerous).

Why does skin get so dry in the winter?

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Winter is a thirsty motherfucker who can’t get any normal water because it freezes it all, so it sucks the water directly from your hands. Sippy.


Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

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The rooster.

How many Chucks™ would a woodchuck wear if a woodchuck could wear Chucks™?

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7, maybe more.

Why’s water make things rust?

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You know how our skin gets wrinkly when it’s in water for too long? Exact same process. The metal just gets wrinkly.


Speaking of water, why does ice float on it??

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When water gets chilly it wants to be closer to the sun to warm up, so it swims to the top to try to get out of the pool.

Why are cats just so, so soft?

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Their elaborate 27 step skincare routines. The first 26 steps are about getting it evenly spread underneath the fur.


Wrong answers only: why do trees grow up?

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They think the sky is water and they are so, so thirsty.

What’s on the other side of a black hole?

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The spaghetti monster–it lives there!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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:mushroom:: It was gonna go to Chik-fil-a and then remembered their support of homo- and transphobic agendas and decided to go to KFC

:wolf:: How do you really get forklift certified?

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They give you a test on how well you can maneuver and trick with a BMX bike because really all the skills are transferable, and it’s a lot cheaper if something goes wrong.

Why do birds stop singing at night?

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After the disastrous Battle of the (Bird) Bands in 1834, a treaty was signed instituting the post-industrial bird noise ordinances, to prevent future casualties, sore throats, and inter-clade conflicts over noise complaints.


Wrong answers only: Why doesn’t magenta exist?

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magenta ceased to exist after it was stolen in the great magenta heist of 1963 and sealed away beneath the earth

Why are they called blades of grass?

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It was once believed that squirrels and other small rodents would use grass leaves as swords and daggers. However, this is just a myth as grass is far too flimsy to be used as a weapon and squirrels vastly prefer to use firearms whenever possible.

Why does the sky turn orange in the evening?

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:wolf:: In the words of the greatest scientist of our age, Calvin’s dad, the sun gets closer to the Earth and sets the sky on fire. It’s dark after cuz of the burns, but it heals in time for morning.

I forgot how to put a shirt on this morning. How do I do that again?

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invent a time machine and a selective amnesia spray that only works on clothes tops.

why do people drive on parkways and park on driveways?

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both terms originated in the US, and were created to confuse the enemy in the event of an invasion on US soil; thus hampering their ability to traverse the streets.

Why are the buttons on game controllers always A, B, X, and Y?

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All the other letters are on strike; these four are tireless scabs. Someday there will be peace and equal labor rights for the letters.

(Also, bravo Shark for that interpretation of “how do I do that again”)


Wrong answers only: how do toilets flush?

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:mushroom:: Tiny weather control machine stored in the back of the toilet creates a miniature hurricane localized in the toilet bowl which is why toilets are affected by the Coriolis effect

What exactly is Dr. Pepper a doctor of?

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