Auldnoir: Dream Diary

Had a dream where I was with my family and cousins for Thanksgiving. One cousin was with a friend on the couch playing a nonexistent Lego Indiana Jones game for the GameCube, with the former using the prototype controller with the blue A button and green B button. Right as Thanksgiving dinner rolled around, my view was turned to some Wikipedia article, and then I woke up.

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had a 3 different dreams, which is wild.

Don’t remember many details on the first other than it was barquq and his fiance getting ready to leave for the wedding. No idea why I was there, but happy to be included.

Another involved being in a ballroom and having to entertain people but then i had a like Batman-game experience where the Scarecrow showed up doing boss fight shit, but I was over it and said something to the effect of “listen, man, if you’re gonna kill me, just get it over with already, i’m too tired for this.” and then in a Deadpool-esque scene, a nuclear bomb appeared where one of the clones was and I was fully ready to somehow take that blast for everyone present–instead, it was full of some ingredient necessary for some type of food? So, we used it to make falafel and yogurt? Everyone seemed to enjoy that.

The last was I went to hang with a friend and he was playing a gamecube emulator console attached to his TV. He was playing a game by Disney that had a STACKED voice cast, but also seemed good? I just remember that it was kingdom hearts-y in being a bunch of merged disney properties, but as one world. And all the characters were like animal versions of their characters–so like a fish that looked like the fusion of Ariel and Flounder. Who was also a spy for Ursula at this point in the game. Narrated by Patton Oswalt.

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Cannot remember the exact dream anymore, but as a result of doing trans community service yesterday (attending dinner with roommate’s shit parents), I ended up dreaming about navigating a fancy white people dinner party in a way that was kind of hilariously on the nose.

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had a dream I was out of town at a thrift store (i have thrift store dreams semi frequently LOL) and I found some kind of steins;gate crt thing (looked vaguely like an analog karaoke machine) and i sent my friend erin a pic to see if she wanted it but by the time she texted me back it had gotten broken somehow :sob:

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i dreamt i was sitting at my computer at 4am going “the hatsune miku 39 giving day concert is the best ever” and i was looking it up and posting it in a bunch of chats. then i look over and out my window and i see emergency workers outside, poking at some sort of cut up frozen bags. i walk up to the window and one of the workers looks up and make eye contact with me. a bit later, its still the middle of the night, they go around ringing everyones doorbell in the building, and let us all know that the bags they were retrieving were filled with a bunch of frozen cakes all decorated with the names of each person living in this building, they dont know where the cakes came from. im really shaken by this, and i go on my computer to post on here about how scared i am.

some time later, i am at a vacation house with irls that i know right now and irls from my grade school days. were sitting in the living room and everyones discussing the daily plans and i am sitting there silent because im still shaken up over the cakes. everyone decides to go outside to walk around the beach and do some grilling, some teachers from my grade school days are also there. my heart isnt in it, im just standing around, and one person with three dogs comes up to me offering me a hamburger. i take the hamburger, walk a bit away from the grill area to have my food, and i walk into a field filled with dead mice.

then im back home, still in the dream, woken up by my upstairs neighbor having an alarm set to 5am with the loudest rock music in the world, that he lets play for minutes. i decide that the cakes and the grilling were just a dream, and i get on my computer to tell a discord about the dream i had. then i open up auldnoir, and some posters ive never seen before are excitedly posting about some upcoming trainwreck takarazuka productions and i have to be polite and not get sassy about it. i get off my computer, and im back in the vacation house from earlier, my two takarazuka friends who i still talk to are there, and were in front of a big tv, and they put a bunch of interactive quiz shows about musicals into the dvd and we sit there answering quizzes.

then i wake up for real. this was a very vivid chain of events.

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had a dream i was with my grandma huddled in a bedroom in her house. we were hiding from this giant thing that had come into the bedroom during the middle of the night (imagine The Rotten from dark souls 2 but it was made entirely out of fresh red flesh and its head was covered in eyes). then it changed so i was some woman who had been turned into a cute cartoon cat character and my grandma was kinda irrelevant.
while we were hiding, some guy appeared in the house with some more monsters and explained that people had been turned into monsters by a sound, supposedly mostly Reddit’s fault for spreading it (lol). there was a palpable sense of relief with the realization that the monsters were intelligent and not just out to kill us or something.
apparently the The Rotten guy had wanted to marry my character, so she let herself be absorbed into him and went out to explore the new world.
then it became a pretty boring slice of life about a bunch of un-turned people living in a big house together. i do remember an interesting part where this mermaid was hanging out with this regular but sentient fish a lot because she was in love, and wanted to get them both eaten together bc she thought it would be hot.

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i’m sorry…

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the meat monger rides again…

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Dreamt that under every convenience store is a labyrinthine subterranean factory town that produces everything that goes in the store. I came in just trying to buy some chips but I couldn’t seem to access the actual store part of the store and got lost in the tunnels which were all fluorescent lights and beige enameled bricks just like the basement under the catholic school I went to. Eventually found some living quarters and nobody seemed to really mind that I was there, but for some reason they were transphobic and wouldn’t let me use the women’s restroom. The door even had weird propaganda on it, I think one even said “never forget” as if a trans girl peeing was equivalent to 9/11 ig. From then on it kinda became my objective to vandalize the door as much as possible, but every sharpie I could find was dry.

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Time to 9-11 their bathrooms, jeez

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had a weird dream (not nsfw thank god) involving solas after making the decision to romance him in dai due to not being particularly enamored with any of the other companions it’s so joever for me

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Last night I had a dream where me and several others were riding across Europe on a yellow school bus. I recall this bus being able to fly in the air, and the driver would sometimes get out of his seat and do a forward flip into the windshield and back to do a speed boost or something. Also one of the countries we stopped at doesn’t actually exist, the ground and hills were red and I think it was called Louisiana.

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i dreamt someone who works on hit jank swedish horse mmo for 10yos star stable found my art and went “WOAH you should come work for us on star stable!” and it made me so excited that i was going to be hired to work on star stable but then they went back to the rest of the team and everyone else blew me off and thought i was a bad fit and it crushed my heart that i wouldnt get hired to work on star stable i just sat around sulking for the rest of the dream i was devastated. :racehorse:

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Had a kind of fucking bonkers nightmare. It was technically about a research institute, a really sci-fi high tech one. They had their headquarters in a huge pure white skyscraper, with a glass elevator that traveled at mach fuck. If you got too close to the seam at the floor and the walls, you could feel the windspeed. The dream started off with me and a bunch of other candidates in a darkened theater, doing a sort of arbitrary puzzle icebreaker of sorts. After that, some of us traveled up the elevator to the offices to go deliver talks alongside luminaries of the field. It was all really “wow cool career dream” until I started to realize the director was kind of. Cruel and unpredictable. And eventually it was revealed that said director was in fact possessed by a demon and the institute functioned a lot like a cult. The longer you stayed, the more entrapped you’d get. There were traditions and passphrases that if you did not enact, the other more longtime members would become distressed to the point of physically attacking you if you didn’t observe the ritual action. The dream ended with the demon director grabbing me by the wrists and trying to scratch me with his claws. I woke up terrified and had to poke the Ghosts for comfort this time, which was a little funny in retrospect. Brain says it’s my turn on the nightmare train.

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Dreamt I was at a health post, getting in line for a new vaccine, the LUCKY shot. It was a long line, and I got stuck there for a while, talking to people and listening to others talk too. I remember at some point someone wondering how fucked up it’d if someone just came in and coughed all over the place.

When I got to the end and explained what I was there for, the lady at the counter told me I wasn’t ready yet, and had to prepare my body. There was something else we had to take, and she gave me a small white box, explaining that I had to take 30 drops of that the next day, 14 drops the following day, and 12 drops the third day. Only then would I be ready to get the LUCKY shot. Remember leaving the place a little shook, because I really needed that vaccine and didn’t know if things were going to be okay for three days.

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