The Vriska response is accurate to the character; she is about that level of Severe. But also, yeah that is wildly out of pocket for a grown adult with no connection to the comic at all. Damn.
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My main takeaway from all of this is that the world is ready for a yuri take on third rock from the sun, and either sometime or, perhaps, Sal Jiang, should be responsible for it
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I just did a few of these:
My gender is apparently flower
My common trope is sewer guy
Fandom would see me as a dumb ass
Major props for the goku quiz. I threw this one at the discord server after movie night and no one was happy.
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Mall Fit: True Academia
Trope: Pathetic Grown Man
Sentai: Green
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the fact people clicked on this makes me genuinely hehe
(also ftr I’m a vriska hater I just couldn’t pass up the joke)
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In before we have to make a vriska containment thread for auldnoir
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God, deciding to actively save money can really do wonders for my impulse purchases. I went from debating if I should buy the upgrades for my GBA, plus one of the GBA Castlevanias and some elastic cleaning gel (the cleaning gel is what I actually want, the game was because “well, if I’m buying something anyways…”, and the upgrades were because “Well, if my gba is gonna suck to play, do I really wanna buy this?”), and made the decision not to before looking at the total, a significant improvement from what I would have done just a few months earlier. So that’s nice. Still probably gonna buy something in the next few days but I’m a lot more likely to do that using the last of my birthday cash, and to focus more on stuff that I have a use for, like that cleaning gel
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I want cuddles with cute people
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Dragon without her kobolds to nest with :[
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“I am a huge fan of hawk tuah but you took my life savings” would be incredible for am epitaph
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The “some of you need to tawk tuah financial advisor” reply was inspired.
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Made the mistake of reaching out to someone that had been demanding and emotionally draining to me, in hopes that they had given it some thought and we could work things out. Nope, still the same, demanding I apology for something that only existed in their head.
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a little bit of kikkoman in my life
a little bit of kikkoman by my side
a little bit of kikkomans all i need
a little bit of kikkomans what i see
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time travel that works like source control/git branching
when you travel back in time you create a new branch, and you can try merging it back onto the main timeline but good fucking luck with all the manual fixes required if you changed too much
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Did I really just get literally the same ad for Alex Cross on prime tv twice in the same youtube as roll? Seriously?
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Yeahh that happened to me, too
On a video Prime already sponsored, even!
How do I always forget the most important word in these short messages 
I am unfortunately a bit of a soy sauce snob and go for a diff brand, but holy shit that scans delightfully to the lyrics. Great post
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i was lazily frying up some mushrooms to throw on my dinner and mumbled to myself “just a little bit of kikkoman…” and it came to me