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quiz results:

  • subway witch
  • 30%
  • certified weird girl moment
  • blue (nerd)
  • needs a hug
  • bad company

the last one in particular really hit me in the stomach lmao

e: my last.fm albums of the year so far

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the united healthcare CEO got killed but I’m not making it a topic here because this website does not need the ops

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Condolences will not be covered as we do not consider them medically necessary

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:wolf:: Local wolf takes internet quizzes.

  1. Milf, because a tank top and jeans are milf clothes now, I guess.
  2. I can identify 40% of Goku. This is much improved from a year ago, which was 0% Goku.
  3. The quiz thinks we don’t shower.
  4. Terezi. There are worse options, overall pleased.
  5. None of my characters are human enough for this quiz.
  6. ‘Running from my past,’ which. Not that wrong, depending on how you feel about plurality.
  7. Recused myself on account of not being a woman.
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For the trope one (haven’t done the others) i got

evil woman aka GIRLBOSS
i support women’s wrongs

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yeah and getting shot is a preexisting condition LOL

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Mall outfit: Art museum gay? Somehow? I mean I guess but my god does my average outfit not look like that. I think my taste in bags is just bougie enough to do it I guess. (Deeply sad that New Jersey is an answer and I didn’t get it; now I’m morbidly curious what does it)
Goku: 30% Goku. I have never seen dragon ball. This is random-guessing levels of accuracy, and I was saved only by knowing Sun Wukong
Common Trope: PATHETIC GROWN MAN. AMAZING. You nailed the grown man part but damn.
Homestuck: Kanaya. Yeah alright, can’t say the description they provide isn’t wrong. Deeply amused by the one “STEM major (not derogatory)” - in another world I might have picked that lmao, but I don’t think that’s the best thing about me.
Power Rangers: Green! Can’t really tell how well it fits. I think I am stymied by sentai shows not often being about elderly protags
Fandom: Running from my past, which. I can’t say I expected? Off of the provided list I would’ve expected Mom(Dad) Friend.
Asylum: Took it anyway instead of recusing bc I’m a greedy quizhound. I got “bad company” and honestly of the list that seems the most likely.

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Work was kicking my ass yesterday, today isn’t much better but it’s not wearing me out like yesterday did.

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I don’t know how to use Last.fM to make collages and end of the year stuff but its crazy to me that I made that account in 2009, barely an adult

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it’s not through last.fm, they just have an open API so you can use lots of tools

here’s where you can make collages

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Thanks!

This is my 3x3 for the last 12 months then, not a lot of variance (as expected, tbh)

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Lately I’ve been finding it easier to compliment random peoples’ characters on Art Fight than to just directly reach out to someone I’m already fairly acquainted with.

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BIB ME A CHEGG, YOU’RE THE EMAIL MAN
BIB ME A CHEGG, TONIGHT
CAUSE YOU SENT ME AN EMAIL TO LET ME KNOW,
THAT BIBME IS NOW PART OF CHEGG

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mall outfit: citrus gender
goku: 10% (i’ve never seen a dragon ball only watched bf play some of one of the games LOL)
common trope: unidentified fucking thing shoot it down NOW
hamsteak kin: …vriska (also when tf did hussie come out as nb? good for them i guess)
sentai: gold/silver (antihero)
fandom: Bastard (Good)
19th century asylum: political excitement

good LIRD what is going on HERE

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I was also unaware of the Hussie gender scenario. what a way to find out.

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unfortunately I’m like 90% sure I learned about the Hussie gender scenario via WhatPumpkin threatening a video essayist with legal action

e: I rewatched both videos and yes it is in fact where I learned this information

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I can’t believe I’m a sewer rat guy :pensive2:

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Semester is almost over, thank god. But something about today, i’m just… not moving

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outfit:

tenured professor

not dark academia… true academia. you are tired and you like sweaters

Did not expect this result from my answers but they might have my number regardless.

Goku accuracy 30%

There’s so much DBZ lore that just kinda slides right off my brain like reckless teenagers on an action park waterslide. I’m surprised I managed that much.

(see reply-to link for trope survey. I will include a picture of the founding members of the society for the preservation of womens’ wrongs)

Homestuck, the thing that is out there that I am incapable of getting emotionally invested in because I have neither the patience nor time to dedicate it, plus I have a mortgage :

vriska

you need mood stabilizers. you think youre a cool girl but you like, actually need help. like seriously. “being gay and doing crime” is actually kind of corny. you might be 13, in which case, okay keep being a preteen and just keep this in mind for when you’re older. but if not, take a long hard look at yourself. you can be better. you deserve more. that doesn’t mean other people have to be hurt for that to happen. also grow up, but i mean that with love. you have the ability to do it.

I didn’t take this quiz remotely seriously so this comment felt very out of pocket. Like, excuse you

Sentai choice:

gold/silver (antihero)
your character is a gold/silver ranger! they started out as an enemy but they’ve come around to fight for the good guys! sometimes theyve defected from the enemy faction, but sometimes they’re just not that interested in working together with the core team. they may still be a little edgy, and probably have some ambiguous disorders to get over. also likely to be insanely overpowered compared to the main team. they likely have homoerotic chemistry with the red, especially if he was the one who convinced them to be a better person

Yeah that’s about what I expected with the options I chose. I don’t think I could have it any other way. Anyway back to polishing this trapper-keeper laser gun.

Fandom perception:

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

Damn right, I’m a wet cat and I’m about to drip all over your carpet. Delightful synergy with at least one of the two previous questionaires

and finally:

bad company

do you annoy people? do they just not get you? whatever the reason, they’ve deemed you not-so-great-to-be-around and since that’s not actually a criminal offence they’ve thrown you in here instead. it’s amazing what people can get away with.

I’m not sure if I should come away from all this feeling negged or not haha

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I think the composite character sketch all of the above posts present is the romantic interest character in a sometime manga

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