The Micro Blogging Timeline

meant to be working on my thesis which is due in [checks watch] two weeks but spent two hours talking about dark souls instead. do you guys think maybe I have some kind of developmental disorder

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the internet is wild because i found out this amazing digital circus thing got like 339 million views on youtube and i’ve literally never seen a single clip or know anything about it

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don’t need to have watched it to know the internet wants to blow this guy’s back out

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someone I love dearly asked me if there are any “adult cartoons” I enjoy when I said I am not interested in shit like Digital Circus/Hazbin Hotel etc. :skull:

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I should be paid trillions of dollars to do this.

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It sucks so bad haha

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I’ve paid for piracy apps in the past for the same reason, much more well done than official apps and also feel like they’re more deserving

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It’s been my podcast app of choice for nearly a decade now. Works really well.

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I just learned there’s a PCOS flag! and I actually like it (unlike the ADHD flag)! I’m very happy about this!

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Me last night when mint asked when i was leaving staples “it’s not that bad”
Staples today “bet. I’ll be worse”

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i have left the house tooooo many times today…

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I got some, uh, “cheeseburger-flavoured chips”

I mostly taste pickle, so that checks out

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orange gummy bear burps >

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i hate doing it a lot, or doing it unplanned. like when i realize i forgot i needed to do something. i prep for going outside like it’s a fucking endgame raid in an MMO LOL

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Substack testing live video is so fucking funny to me. Everything just becomes the same website eventually.

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oh damn I saw these at costco yesterday and they caught my attention. Are they ‘costco sized bag’ good enough?

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Truly excellent app. I’ve been having a weird issue with it and sent a bug report and within a day had a response from the dude who makes it with some feedback & instructions for how to send the logs if it happens again.

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Trump v Harris debates are gonna be a BLAST we should take bets on if he calls her the N word live I think there’s a non-zero chance

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Happy Dave Matthews river dump day

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