Lmao. I am supposed to be driving a visitor home to Pittsburgh, and unfortunately. We were only like 45 min onto the highway and a car wreck has stopped traffic entirely. Hell world. It is a 6 hour drive
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Blunderbussy
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Vilém Flusser’s blorbo, the vampire squid
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I mean it’s all anecdotal but of all the queers I know IRL literally One of them can cook at any level beyond ‘i can survive by feeding myself’. there do seem to be a lot of queers who can cook online tho!
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literally had this discussion with Robin earlier, we have previously described her as the most powerful queer person on earth.
I think I bricked my DS lite while trying to fix its top screen 
I wasn’t even working on the right half, I opened up the bottom out of habit from all the time I spent a few years ago and then snapped off the little tab on the internal power switch while trying to close once I realized what I did wrong. Thankfully I do have a second DS that I got for surprisingly cheap a bit ago, but its got a much worse battery life
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A few more balloons now that I’m back to in-home wifi and napped a bit
Yoda was paired with Darth Vader. The preventive pest control balloons black widow actually hangs off the side in such a way that its legs wiggle a bit when the balloon moves. None of those 3 went up on the air
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Waypoint is coming back but I have a hunch it’s going to be like Zombie Deadspin: All the writers that made it what it was will not be there and it will be a facsimile of what it was.
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oh im so happy for them because this new waypoint is exactly going to be like silent hill 2 remake (derogatory) (negative) (insulting) (throwing rocks)
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oh my god
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i’m silas
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I FOUND MY FISHSONA ITS THIS GUY
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In better news than “I bricked my DS”, I think my hand is back in action, just did an aerial with my balisong trainer (Now I just gotta work on consistency…)
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Fuck is short for fire truck
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Anne Clark should form a supergroup with Jenny Toomey, Mark Robinson, and Rob Christiansen
i realized i was about to take a double dose of hrt by accident and instead of like. swallowing the water and then taking the pills out. i instead followed our first instinct and spit them and the water all together straight out onto our desk. why
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you were so close to unlocking Double Gender
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the birds finished their bird ball in record time and now we’ve got a small gathering of tits (and a magpie) on the balcony and we imagine they are telling us to give them more food or else. (they have to wait! we clean the ball holder between feedings.)
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